keep your friends close and your miroslav klose

That joke is Lahm

You’re right. Schurrle I could have thought up a better joke…

lol You guys are so Durm

We gotze to find a new hobby…

these jokes are so Low I can’t even…

We’ve got to find something Neuer to talk about

Guys i think we have Kross the line

“I'm sure sex wouldn't be as rewarding as winning the World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good, but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.” Ronaldo


"In my time at Liverpool we always said we had the best two teams in Merseyside: Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves." - Bill Shankly

June 3rd, 1892 saw the birth of a nation. A team that was initially build of Scots came into existence. Houlding - the owner of Anfield stadium showed the Evertonians a way out over ownership disputes. John McKenna went over to Scotland and signed 13 Scottish players to fill up an empty stadium.

They started off in the Second Division. Their record that year - 100% wins. Their first league win came in 1896. In 1906 they went on to win the second league title, and in 1914 reached their first ever FA Cup final. Since then Liverpool have gone to win 18 League titles, 7 FA Cups, 15 Charity Shields, 5 European Cups, 3 UEFA Cups & 3 Super Cups.

Happy 122nd Birthday Liverpool


scientists have yet to discover how a cupful of pond scum is managing to use twitter

how could someone be fucking stupid like this i don’t know


Mario in the croatian tv - Svlačionica Intro Part 2

I see everyone making these things, so of course I’ve been tempted to make a tiny one of my own.
I don’t know what else to say except that you’re all amazing and you brighten my days.

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Thank you so much, this is so lovely :)